OK guy's I know these jokes are a bit cheesey but what am I supposed to do?

I know, how about you helping me make this a really funny place to visit? yey!

Click here to send your jokes to me and I will put them in place of the one below.

The best jokes will be read out at the next X:site event.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a space ship ?
Apollo neck woolly jumpers !
What do you get if you cross a pig with a naked person ?
Streaky bacon !
What do you get if you cross a box of matches and a giant ?
The big match !
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a skyscraper ?
A high jumper!
What do you get if you cross a road with a safari park ?
Double yellow lions !
What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman ?
A brush with the law !
What do you get if you cross an overweight golfer and a pair of very tight trousers ?
A hole in one !
What do you get if you cross a plumber with a field of cow pats ?
The poohed piper !
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a bottle of whisky ?
Trunk and disorderly !
What do you get if you cross a flock of sheep and a radiator ?
Central bleating !
What do you get if you cross a jellyfish and an aircraft ?
A jelly copter !
What do you get if you cross a naked woman and the bottom of the ocean ?
A deep sea Lady Godiva !
What do you get if you cross a singer and a tall ladder ?
Someone who can easily get the high notes !
What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?
Something from another universe -ity !
What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?
Gravi-tea !
What do you get if you cross a mummy and a spaceship ?
Tutankha-moon !
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?
A Kong - vict !